life makes love look hard: so today.. for the... →
differentisthenewblack: so today.. for the first time ever I made my bf breakfast. This boy took an hour an half to finally get here, but at at least he made it <3 So I made him, animal shaped pancakes (which was my sister’s idea) but it was cute =) It was funny, my sister was trying to be all fancy and shit, and I’m… xD xD <3 aww thanks babe <3 and no problem :)
The awkward moment when your girlfriend texts you...
i fucking hate the DMV -.-
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
ratherdielaughing: I like you.
Me watching a funny movie
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That awkward moment when you first introduce 2 of...
the-absolute-funniest: And they like each other: And then they get really close: And then they’re always talking: And then finally they start making plans without you: So you’re like: Bitch pay attention to me! Featured on The Funniest Posts of Tumblr Blog
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