July 2011
life makes love look hard: so today.. for the... →
differentisthenewblack:
so today.. for the first time ever I made my bf breakfast. This boy took an hour an half to finally get here, but at at least he made it <3
So I made him, animal shaped pancakes (which was my sister’s idea) but it was cute =)
It was funny, my sister was trying to be all fancy and shit, and I’m…
xD xD <3 aww thanks babe <3 and no problem :)
June 2011
The awkward moment when your girlfriend texts you...
i fucking hate the DMV -.-
I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
ratherdielaughing:
I like you.
Me watching a funny movie
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My mom watching the same movie
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And they like each other:
And then they get really close:
And then they’re always talking:
And then finally they start making plans without you:
So you’re like:
Bitch pay attention to me!
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