You meet someone. You two get close. It's all great for awhile. Then someone stops trying. Talk less. Awkward conversations. The drifting. No communication whatsoever. Memories start to fade. Then that person you know becomes that person you KNEW. That's how it usually goes, right? Sad isn't it.
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're a multicultural bastard.
“Can I have some water, por favor?”